Orange Cat Coin
Never sell your orange cat.
He sat down in the big chair, held his little orange, and looked at you until you understood.
The orange cat does not read the chart. The orange cat is the chart. He arrived one morning in a pressed suit, took the good seat, and has not moved since, which is more conviction than most funds manage in a decade.
We are told the correct thing to do with an asset is to sell it at the top. The orange cat has never heard of a top. He has heard of lunch, of the warm square of sun by the window, and of holding, which he does with both paws.
You may look for a roadmap. There is a cat. You may look for utility. There is a cat, holding an orange, refusing to leave. This is the whole document.
Article I
The Never-Sell Oath
Article II
The Dossier
specimen plate . seated, unbothered
Article III
Go Ahead. Try To Sell Him.
The button is right there. It is a normal button. Nothing will stop you except the cat, physics, and your own conscience.
sell attempts blocked by cat:
Article IV
Adopt One
This certifies the bearer as guardian of one
Orange Cat · $ORANGECAT
get a Solana wallet and some SOL. phantom, solflare, whichever.
open pump.fun, paste the contract, swap for $ORANGECAT.
close the app. do not sell the cat. that is the whole job.